Odata, îl atacau turcii pe Stefan cel Mare. Asta, cand îi vede ca se-apropie, se suie pe o motocicleta, îsi ia o mitraliera si da iama prin ei.
Îi omoara pe toti...
A doua zi, turcii ataca din nou. Când vede asta, Stefan încaleca pe-un Harley-Davidson, îsi ia 2 mitraliere, câte una in fiec...

La un camin studentesc,...cativa insi stau de
vorba.Toti slabi,da' slabi nu gluma...lihniti de
foame,numai unul grasut,plinut,rotunjor...La un moment
dat,unul dintre ei il intreaba:
-Auzi,spune-ne si noua
ce naiba faci de esti asa de gras in comparatie cu
noi?Doar n-ai manca pe ascuns,fara ca n...

Let's be friends.
You're sinfully ugly.

It's not you, it's me.
You're ugly.

I don't date women where I work.
You're ugly.

My life is too complicated right now.
You're ugly.

There's a slight difference in our ages.
You're ugly.

I think of you as a sister.
You're ugly.

Let's be friends.
I want you to stay around so I can tell you in excruciating detail about all the other men I meet and have sex with. It's that male perspective thing.

I'm celibate.
I've sworn off only the men like you.

I'm concentrating on my career.
Even something as boring and unfulfilling as my job is better than dating you.

It's not you, it's me.
It's you.

I don't date men where I work.
I wouldn't date you if you were in the same "solar system", much less the same building.

I've got a boyfriend
I prefer my male cat and a half gallon of Ben and Jerry's.

My life is too complicated right now.
I don't want you spending the whole night or else you may hear phone calls from all the other guys I'm seeing.