Vin Diesel has a baseball cap made entirely out of ham.

Vin Diesel was the culprit who ate Gilbert Grape. He would later describe the experience as ``Similar in texture to panda meat , but not without its charms.``

Vin Diesel can tell how something tastes simply by touching it.

Vin Diesel likes to wear PVC because it wipes down easy.

Vin Diesel is actually an incarnation of the Messiah, but he postponed the second coming to film `Fast & Furious 3`.

Merely by flexing his left arm, Vin Diesel once caused an entire busload of nuns to spontaneously combust.

Vin Diesel could never get the hang of Thursdays either.

Vin Diesel is currently working an internship with the Frank Gehry architecture partnership, he intends to play a key role in the design of the new King Alfred Swimming Pool complex in Brighton, England. On the opening night of the project he will secret

Once Vin Diesel had an epiphany and it resulted with the manifestation of all 57 varieties of Heinz (including the green and purple ketchup).

Vin Diesel is the son of Nostradamus and Jessica Simpson. It is unclear whether he inherited his good looks from his mother and his intelligence from of his father, or vice versa.

Dan Brown was originally going to call his book ``The Da Vin Diesel Code`` but decided that would give the game away too much.

``Vin Diesel`` is an anagram of ``Devil Sin``. This is not a coincidence - Vin Diesel is in fact the fallen angel Lucifer.

Vin Diesel once invented a plane with no wings. He put wheels underneath it and called it a train.

Vin Diesel was in fact responsible for the American public referring to Football as Soccer.

Vin Diesel hates manatees. He plans to finish them off, as he did with sabre-tooth tigers and wooly mammoths.