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When Chuck Norris gives you the finger, he`s telling you how many seconds you have left to live.
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Chuck Norris was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.
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Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris` leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.
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Chuck Norris doesn`t read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
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Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris doesn`t pop his collar, his shirts just get erections when they touch his body.
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Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the possibility of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
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Chuck Norris owns the greatest Poker Face of all-time. It helped him win the
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Chuck Norris died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can`t get up the courage to tell him.
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Chuck Norris was originally cast as the main character in 24, but was replaced by the producers when he managed to kill every terrorist and save the day in 12 minutes and 37 seconds.
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