Dan Brown was originally going to call his book ``The Da Vin Diesel Code`` but decided that would give the game away too much.
``Vin Diesel`` is an anagram of ``Devil Sin``. This is not a coincidence - Vin Diesel is in fact the fallen angel Lucifer.
Vin Diesel once invented a plane with no wings. He put wheels underneath it and called it a train.
Vin Diesel was in fact responsible for the American public referring to Football as Soccer.
Vin Diesel hates manatees. He plans to finish them off, as he did with sabre-tooth tigers and wooly mammoths.
Gravity only affects Vin Diesel for six hours out of every day.
Every time Vin Diesel kills god, a kitten masturbates.
In Soviet Russia, Vin Diesel is you.
Vin Diesel can see why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch.
Vin Diesel has the secret to Cold Fusion but refuses to share until Saved By The Bell is put back on television.
The greatest trick Vin Diesel ever pulled was making the world think he doesn`t exist.
Everytime Vin Diesel masturbates God kills a Siberian Tiger.
Vin Diesel owns a logging company. His only other employee being a blue ox.
Vin Diesel lives his life in ``bullet-time``.
Vin Diesel sheds his skin every 40 or so days as a defense mechanism.
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